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smokecigarettesamongstthestones:

My brother says “shit happens” in response to everything

My brother was given a “shit happens” mug because of this

My brother loved his “shit happens” mug like a child

Last week, my brother dropped his “shit happens” mug

You probably know what his reaction was

stoned-levi:

onee-sama-chan:

beatotsundere:

Eren Yeager and Jean Kirsstein swimsuit ver.  from SNK mobile game

Where´s my beach king Levi?

OKAY SERIOUSLY EREN WORK OUT MAN JEAN HAS LIKE 6 PACKS AND MIKASA HAS LIKE 8 

EREN’S TITAN HAS A FUCKIN 16 PACK I THINK HE HAS THEM A LIL BEAT

immabutterfish:

Homeless au:

Sasha: “Marco! Marco! Do you think that Jean will stop being grumpy if he goes to Disneyland?”

Marco: “Oh? Why did you think of that?”

Connie: “The commercials said that Disneyland is the happiest place in the whole world!”

Sasha: “Yeah! Maybe There’s some magical fairy that will sparkle happy fairy magic on grumpy people and they turn happy!”

Connie: “Hey! Maybe the fairies also give fairy cakes!”

Sasha: “And fairy potatoes!”

Marco: “Maybe we can all go to Disneyland one day!”

Sasha & Connie: “YEAH!”

ktnissevurdeen:

if hogwarts had modern technology + wifi

inspo {x}

itscarororo:

redplebeian:

kropotkink:

levon76:

Remember this.  It is important.

Also remember he doesn’t have an issue with putting weapons of war on the streets of other countries.

While we were sleeping, the police state came to America and made itself comfortable

Hi. Excuse me. 

While I’m sure this has already been corrected in other posts, I’d like to say a few words.

These pictures are from when the Boston Marathon bomber was in a Watertown neighborhood.  Specifically, mine.  I took pictures identical to it out my bedroom window while this was happening.  SWAT was there protecting us because there was a literal mass-murdered hiding in our neighborhood, equipped with bombs and other weapons.  It was the most terrifying 24 hours of my life so far and while I don’t like to relive it, I did feel safer knowing the police and SWAT was doing everything they could to protect my neighbors, my friends and me.  

The officers I spoke to were polite and unobtrusive.  They even got groceries for some families who had small children while we were in lockdown.  They were organized and professional.  I am extremely grateful for their service.

These are NOT pictures of a police state. 

Please do a little research before making a post like this.

to-those-who-sing-alone:

crowofmurder:

THE GOBLET OF FIRE


Yes but let’s just say that someone accidentally left this going in their backyard and it started to burn things, I’m sure the other items would produce an odor and smoke but this wouldn’t and it would be hard to tell until something was damaged enough to create large flames that produce odor and smoke, and fire damage isn’t all that great.

to-those-who-sing-alone:

crowofmurder:

THE GOBLET OF FIRE

Yes but let’s just say that someone accidentally left this going in their backyard and it started to burn things, I’m sure the other items would produce an odor and smoke but this wouldn’t and it would be hard to tell until something was damaged enough to create large flames that produce odor and smoke, and fire damage isn’t all that great.

fwips:

gundma:

next time marco says “marco” trying to get jean to say polo and jean looks at him confusedly and says “jean”

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he would

kotaboda:

We swapped levi and erens faces and we cant stop laughing jfc

kotaboda:

We swapped levi and erens faces and we cant stop laughing jfc